Wednesday, March 21, 2007

HEIGHTsss



Height of Secrecy….. Offering blank visiting cards

Height of Activelaziness … Asking for a lift home while on a morning walk

Height of Laziness …. Adopting a child

Height of Craziness …. Getting a blank paper photocopied

Height of Forgetfulness ….Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last

Height of Stupidity …. Peeping through the keyhole of a glass door

Height of Honesty … A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket

Height of Suicide … A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road

Height of De-hydration … A cow giving milk powder

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