Friday, March 23, 2007

Cool Meanings - 2

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.


Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.


Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.


Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.


Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.



Father:
A banker provided by nature.


Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am
not injured yet”.


Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY



Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.




Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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