Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from
not injured yet”.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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