Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Fundamental Laws Of The Universe


Law of Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


Bath theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings


Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach


Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


Law Of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.


Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.


Law of Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.


Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle - arrive last



Law of Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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