Law of Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law Of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
Law of Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle - arrive last
Law of Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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