Cool Meanings - 1

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at
the other.

Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five-day test.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master

Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees
later on.

Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.

Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.